Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 over’s, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Friday, August 1, 2008
Poor Boys
When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"
If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"
If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"
If a Girl meets with accident ------------ -------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"
Friday, July 11, 2008
Sardar Jokes
Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy….he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.
Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A. He threw it off a cliff.
Q. What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
A. The back of his head.
Q. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.
Q. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.
Q. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.
Q. "Oh, look at the dead bird.
A. " Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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