Sardar Jokes

Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone


Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!


Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!


Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.


Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.


Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.


Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy….he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.


Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.


Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.


Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.


Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A. He threw it off a cliff.


Q. What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.


Q. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
A. The back of his head.


Q. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.


Q. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.


Q. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.


Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.


Q. "Oh, look at the dead bird.
A. " Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

One cup tea or One cup trouble!

A Sardar joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

Sardar shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the Sardar and put down the phone

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,


We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta


Last one from me to Mr. Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?