Quote of the Day - 30 Apr 2007

Every individual is a center for the manifestation of a certain force. This force has been stored up as the resultant of our previous works, and each one of us is born with this force at our back.

Some funny Definitions Realted to IT

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
5. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
6. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
7. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby
8. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby!

Quote of the Day - 27 Apr 2007

People laugh because I am different. And I laugh because they are all the same...... That's called ATTITUDE .

- Swami Vivekananda

The top six reasons computers must be female

1. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.


2. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.


3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.


4. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.


5. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:


6. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

Don't marry software girl (computer humor)

• Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .


• Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.


• Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.


• Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.


• Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS .


• Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.


• Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.


• Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.


• Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.


• Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.


• Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY


• MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY , THEN........ ..

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