Some funny Definitions Realted to IT

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
5. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
6. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
7. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby
8. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby!