M Kiran

Monday, March 31, 2008

S/W Engineer vs Doctor vs Priest

A Priest, a Doctor and an Software ENGINEER die and go to heaven, they hear God's voice and it says:

" My dear sons I am really very sorry but the heaven is full and I can accommodate only one of u, so to choose the right person, one by one tell me what u have done in your lifetime.

"The Priest goes up first and says "well God I'm a priest, I am u r humble servant and have spent all my life working to spread your message."

The Doctor goes up next and says "well I'm a doctor and I have helped thousands of people recover from their illnesses"

The SOFTWARE ENGINEER goes up says "well I worked as an SOFTWARE ENGINEER and........",
before the ENGINEER could say anything further, the heaven's gates opened and God came with tears in his eyes and said to the SOFTWARE ENGINEER


Say no more my son come with me, u have already been thru HELL...

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

U KNOW ABOUT ABC....XYZ OF LOVE

A - ASK LESS,GIVE MORE
B - BELIVE IN TOGETHERC
C - CALL EACH OTHER NO REASON ATALL
D - DON'T GIVE UPON EACH OTHER
E - EXPRESS WITH ACTIONS
F - FORGET EACH OTHER OTHER FAULTS
G - GIVE EACH OTHER TOP PRIORITY
H - HOLD HANDS NOT GRUDGES
I - INSIST ON A KISS WHENEVER MET
J - JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY THING ELSE
K - KEEP NO SECRETS FROM EACH OTHER
L - LOOK NO FUTHER THAN UR BELOVED
M - MAKE UP UR HEART NOT UR MIND
N - NEVER SAY " NO"
O - OVER LOOK UR SELF
P - PREACH LESS,PRACTICE MORE
Q - QUIT BAD HABITS,DEVELOP GOOD
R - REPLY TO PHONES,SMS,LETTERS AGAIN &AGAIN
S - SLEEP LESS,DREAM MORE
T - TUNE INTO EACHOTHER CONSTANTLY
U - UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER PERFECTLY
V - VOTE FOR RITE TO LOVE
W - WHISPER EVERY SWEET NOTINGS FOR HRS&HRS
X - X-RATE EVERY MOMENT SPENT TOGETHER
Y - YEARN FOR EACH OTHER ENDLESSLY
Z - ZOOM IN & OUT OF EACH OTHERS THOUGHTS
                      ............ ...ALLTIME

FRIENDSHIP Means

FRIENDSHIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN
FRIENDSHIP MEAN LIKE GOLDS
FRIENDSHIP MEAN FRESH FLOWER
FRIENDSHIP MEAN FEELING
FRIENDSHIP MEAN HAPPINESS
FRIENDSHIP MEAN PLEASED
FRIENDSHIP MEAN SHARING
FRIENDSHIP MEAN THINKING
FRIENDSHIP MEAN SUGGESTION
FRIENDSHIP MEAN CONNECTION
FRIENDSHIP MEAN WASTING TIME
FRIENDSHIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE
FRIENDSHIP MEAN TEASING
FRIENDSHIP MEAN JOKING
FRIENDSHIP MEAN GOOD RELATIONSHIP
FRIENDSHIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER
FRIENDSHIP MEAN CALLING IN A SAVIOR CONDITION
FRIENDSHIP MEAN LEAVING IN A SAVIOR CONDITION
FRIENDSHIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION
FRIENDSHIP MEAN TIME PASS
FRIENDSHIP MEAN INVESTIGATE
FRIENDSHIP MEANS A PART OF LIFE
FRIENDSHIP MEANS A NICE THING
FRIENDSHIP MEANS A RIVER
FRIENDSHIP MEAN WINDS
FRIENDSHIP MEAN VERY SENSITIVE RELATION
FRIENDSHIP MEAN TREES OF FOOD
FRIENDSHIP MEAN TASTE THAN SUGAR
So lets be friends forever .............

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

This is an excellent piece of art !


Take your own time ....u will see
TEN NATIONAL LEADERS
within this tree.
Real good one.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Nuvvu Naaku Nachchaav - Latest version

Devuda,
Cheppu kovadaniki JOB ichav,
Choopinchataaniki ID CARD ichav,
Free ga ICICI ACCOUNT ichav,
Every month SALARY ichav,

Devuda,
Koorchovataniki KURCHI ichav,
Vundataaniki CUBICLE ichav,
Mails check cheyyataniki SYSTEM ichav,
Chatting ki COMMUNICATOR ichav,

Devuda,
Kaali ga vunte CCD ichav,
Time pass kosam TERMINAL ichav,
Lunch kosam LOTUS icahv,
Punch kosam GOLCONDA kooda ichav,


Kaani,,,
Enduku nannu BENCH meeda vunchav,
ANDUKE NUVVU NAAKU NACHAV…
NACHAV…. NACHAV.. anthe....