Teacher :"What is your name?".
Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student : Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher : What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Question: What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday
Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
