ANAND jab BOMBAY TO GOA gaya to DON ban gaya.
Uske raaste ke pathar KABHI KABHI uski MILLI ke KASME VAADE
ki tarah ABHIMAAN paida kar oose PARWANA ban NE par MAJBOOR kar deta the.
BARSAAT KI EK RAAT mein LAAWARIS dil me SHOLAY bhadak uthe.
Logon se YAARANA badhakar ye SAUDAGAR apna KHOON PASINA bahata hua ek
SILSILA jamata raha.
Lekin hai re NASEEB! Ek NAMAK HALAAL par ek NAMAK HARAAM NE
TRISHUL phek kar oose KHUDDAR se DESH DROHI bana diya.
ANDHA KANOON aur ADAALAT kabhi is MR. NATWARLAL ko GIRAFTAAR na kar sake.
Who MAHAAN se NAASTIK ban kar kabhi AMAR AKBAR ANTHONY, kabhi SHARABI,
kabhi KAALIA, kabhi COOLIE ban at. Aur kabhi HERA PHERI kar SATTE PE SATTA marta.
Lekin ek din wo KAALA PATHTHAR ek DESH PREMI ban gaya.
Oos MARD me ek SHAKTI jaagi aur wo MUQADDAR KA SIKANDAR samay
ki GANGA JAMNA SARASWATI paar kar SHAHENSHAH ban gaya!
HUM ye nahi jaante ke kal KOUN BANEGA CROREPATI?
Sirf itna jaante hai ki agar aap ko bhi iis AGNEEPATH aur KOHRAM se
guzar na hai to to aap bhi AAJ KA ARJUN ban kar dekh lo.
AKELA nikal pado TOOFAN ki tarah AAKHRI RASTA ki taraf!
Agar MRITYUDAATA bane to hathon me ZANZEER hogi aur apne aap ko
DEEWAR ke ander paoge.
Aur MAJOR SAAB bane to RAAM BALRAAM ki tarah SHAAN se AJOOBA paoge....
Showing posts with label job. Show all posts
Showing posts with label job. Show all posts
Sunday, September 16, 2007
How Santa Singh got H is Job.
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time .
He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L- Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P- I-C-H-H-L- Y( Our Santa Singh also spells it)
O : U.....G..... L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......
Our Santa Singh also shouts)
Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected ........ ....... And This is how Santa Singh got his job.
He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L- Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P- I-C-H-H-L- Y( Our Santa Singh also spells it)
O : U.....G..... L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......
Our Santa Singh also shouts)
Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected ........ ....... And This is how Santa Singh got his job.
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