Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A: They can’t find the zipper.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: Why don’t blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They’re too hard to peel.
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