M Kiran

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Village school

A usual inspection was about to happen in a village school. The teacher had instructed the students a day before that they should come to school with thorough preparation.

The inspector visits the classroom & asks 1 student: Batao Parshuram ka dhanush kisne toda tha?

The students gets nervous, he stands up shaking & says: Masterji main bhagwan kasam khata hun maine nahi toda!

The inspector looks at teacher in astonishment.

The teacher comes close to the inspector & whispers in his ears: Pointing towards a student the teacher says " Sir mujhe lagta hai Mukesh ne hi toda hai! Class ka sabse saitan bachcha hai aur iski ungliyon pe dekho nishan bhi hai! "

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